Sea of Humanity

Like Sherman Through Georgia

It's national use a Civil War simile week! That is right! Don't be indecisive like a border state courted by Lincoln but pick up your haversack and start planning ahead! Don't be the last camp follower on the block to find yourself bucked and gagged like a confederate spy caught with an empty buck and ball.

Yes sir, conscription has started and we picked you! To good for conscription are you? Well we all wear the same Davis boots in this war so make haste like a flying battery and line up in your division. We ain't taking none of your noncombatant crap here at the Sea. Keep it up and we will send your shoddy scalawag butt up to the salient where it will be invaded and over run like a lost lunette.

Like Sherman through Georgia, we're taking over the world. Don't forget to share your Civil War simile below and if you can't work it into a conversation this week, well just do us a favor and secede from this union will yeah!