January 10, 2005
From The Head
Condom wrappers make up a majority of litter in my neighborhood. They are always in the strangest places.
Tricky packaging: My toothpaste tubes and ice cream containers are getting smaller but increasing in price. Do they think I won't notice?
I've have carpal tunnel syndrome.
I interviewed for a new job. The woman outright told me I didn't have the experience for the position. I smiled and asked, "What is the biggest challenge you face?"
I spent an hour on a train because the tracks were broken. I didn't care because I had a magazine.
It took me an hour to read a magazine.
I really enjoyed reading Survival Instinct.
Trader Joe's organic frozen corn, really is good.
I am trying to get someone else to write my thank you cards.
Orange is my favorite color, for now.
He would slur everytime he said, "australopithecus" and I would just stare at the latte like foam forming on both corners of his mouth.Posted by Monkeyspit at January 10, 2005 2:34 PM | TrackBack