Sea of Humanity

Your Unicycle

Your unicycle is a bicycle without a second wheel
Your unicycle is a mountain cycle, with a strengthened alloyed wheel
Your unicycle will not bend
under your girth,
or over bumps,
or should you fall at the worst.

Your unicycle will need two weeks
To get use to your ass sitting in its seat
Perhaps it was the other way around…two weeks of falling up and down

No less, we’ll give you four…maybe you will need more
The lady at ths shop said two, and when she asked why a unicycle
Our reason was to torture you!

Jon said you’ll never do it, but the gag is very good
I said you’d hop right to it, like anybody would
Mom hopes you have a helmet
And Dad said it would be good,
if you did your half of the bike race
On your unicycle…and you should.
The dismounts are quite easy, you’ll end up on your rear
there is no way to endo, you have no bars to steer.

Your unicycle has no manual.
but so you’re not alone,
you should contact David Stone
He’s a professor not a clown
and on one wheel he gets around
And organizes a unicycle club
practicing in your town

dstone at packer.edu
is his mail address for you
Oh…and Happy Birthday too!

Posted by Monkeyspit at April 22, 2005 10:07 AM