A Shout Out
Stating the obvious, five years ago: A week after the Columbine High School massacre, President Clinton called for new gun control measures, saying, "People's lives are at stake here." Also, today rock musician Ace Frehley (KISS) is 53. As you know, Pernicious only listens to KISS. Coincidence? I think not. Pernicious has been know on many occasions to paint his KISS face before hitting the town. At age ten, Pernicious declared he was Superman and boldy jumped of the roof of the garage sans cape. He has been fighting crime ever since. (Did I mention he loves to be reminded of this incident?) The Federal Republic of Yugoslavia is also celebrating a birthday. Go! Yugo! You'll have to read more for the rap folks. Pernicous And His Birthday Wishes Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Comments
noxious birthday to pernicious May all of your dreams come true and may all of your injuries be self-inflicted. LM Posted by: lunchmoney at April 27, 2004 3:26 PMHappy birthday!I'd spank you but I'm a stranger so that would be creepy, even though it would be a cyber-spanking. Posted by: Karen at April 27, 2004 6:11 PMHappy birthday to you Happy birthday baby Pernicious Happy birthday to you You live in a zoo you live in a zoo . . . Post a comment
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Pernicious was born today and creeps another year closer to crapping in a pair of diapers. For the occasion, I heard he was working on a birthday rap entitled, "Pernicious and His Birthday Wishes" So, if you see him peeping in your window, give him a shout out before you call the cops and you might get him to bust some rhymes. Happy birthday!