If anytime was a good time to quit your job and follow me, now is it! That's right. The beltless wonder has struck again. I am hemorrhaging money and it can be all yours. Following me around during the day is an easy way to get paid! I leave crisp new twenty dollars bills just lying on the ground. I make withdrawals and black out the minute the cash hits my hands! I hide moola in my pants for my dry cleaner! I even leave Franklins in between pages of fiction while browsing at the local bookstore. Ben Franklin makes a great bookmark. Did you know he discovered the bookmark!
I wear special pants with fake pockets which mislead me into thinking my bills are secured tightly away. Right at this moment, I am wearing pants with holes in BOTH pockets! It is a great way to rid myself of all that unnecessary loose change. Just this morning, I was speaking with a colleague of mine when I felt the cool coinage run down my pant leg and spill out onto the floor. Before, I knew it, my coworkers were groveling at my feet sweeping up on their good fortune. So go on! Punch the boss instead of the time card! You're a follower not a doer. How can I afford such an extravagant lifestyle? I don't know! Who cares! I'm too busy making other people happy.