Sea of Humanity

Hammer

"Pass the Pasta"
"No way, Hammer. You have already had two helpings."
"But I like pasta and the marinara sauce is so good."
"It is good, isn't it."
"Do you think we will have pasta again?"
"Yeah, probably next Tuesday. Duh. Tuesday is pasta day."
"Well then, pass me a bread roll."
"No. You have had enough food and there is only one bread roll left."
"But I am hungry."
"Diet. You could try a diet. Like a real diet. None of this eat what you want dieting. But you don't know if you would get thinner or not, do you?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well you would look better. I mean look at you. After A diet you would come back better."
"Fuck you, a diet. Have you ever seen people on diets? They look like they have been tortured man. Tortured. Diets are no good."
"Eh, you are right. Have some more pasta and the last roll. Go ahead Hammer eat it up."
"We need to find some more condiments."

On an aside, apparently panty sniffing was not enough for burger-king. Now they are into mayo-licking. Will the perversion ever end? Or will my mind ever get out of the gutter? For the slower of you out there, when the BK website comes up, click on tv and then click on the "Missing" commercial.