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Cory Tarlton.

While we are on the topic of excellent wordsmiths, I prefer more contemporary, lyrical verses on a Saturday morning:

Paint your smile on your lips
Blood red nails on your fingertips.
A school boy's dream, you act so shy
Your very first kiss was your first kiss goodbye.

WHOA! You're a loaded gun
WHOA! There's nowhere to run
No one can save me the damage is done.


Shot through the heart,
And you're to blame
You give love a bad name
I play my part, and you play your game
You give love a bad name.

-- J. Bon Jovi (1962 - present)

Posted by at July 12, 2003 11:10 AM

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If you look through my elementary school papers which my mother has safely guarded in a fire proof box under the master bed you will find a copy of "Shot to The Balls" set to this fine tune by Mr. Bon Jovi. Love hurts.

Posted by: Monkeyspit at July 12, 2003 11:43 AM
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