Fad dem old crazy bassard, yusin my teef to eat 'issa slaw. Who dun fink 'e as, beffer dun me wif all da munch, munch, munching. Dems my teef for chrisakes. Finking ol Lucy goonna be all press and sords by 'is chomp, chomp, chompin. Chewing fad food wif 'issa goddem mouf open doo. Safage.
Fink I don't know ifs my teef. I know id's my deef. Lef um on my goddem nigh fable. Nexa mornin dey's dem gone frum da glass. Goddemn assa, I jufa know id wus 'im. Nahs I gods da sip doo fis draw, like a lid...lid, lid, el kid.Posted by Monkeyspit at March 23, 2004 10:57 AM