Sea Survival Tip #724.32
When Commander Ryan goes to the woods to look for his young brother he is taken prisoner by a colony of giant red killer ants and they are out for revenge! Ryan must save the day and his brother - if he can. Oh just forget it. He can't. They never even find his corpse.
So, never eat candy near colonies of giant red killer ants. Even your size 12 shoes won't be big enough to crush these exoskeletal mandible mashers. It's ants! GIANT! RED! KILLER! ANTS! You willl probably die, but die running and make sure you drop the lollipop.
Posted by Monkeyspit at June 21, 2004 3:40 PM