Terrorism For $200 Alex
Italy, U.K. police quiz London bomb suspects.
Quiz suspects? They set up a game show? Is this really the best word? I think not, Let's take a look:
"Alright then, let's see how serious a bomber you might be....pick a category."
"I'll take the IRA for $100"
Jalla Jall! You're our top suspected terrorist this week and you''ll be defending your fatwa from these two slime bags picked up in Europe over the weekend. Kenny is a disillusioned 18 year old who has run away from home. Discover by an extremist Muslim sect he has been brainwashed in the finer arts of intolerance and petty ideologies based on unreasonable and even made up facts. Welcome Johnny.
Allah Marwassi-Wasabi, joining us after being picked up by the Italian Interpol trying to shove soda water crackers down the throat of a pigeon he mistook for Tony Blair. Allah, I can already say to you, "Better luck next time." We'll let you stay just to fill out the seats.
Ok. At the sound of the buzzer you will be asked ten questions each regarding historical terrorist attacks. The person who answers the most correct answers will be punished quite severely, but will win exceptional news coverage about how naughty and evil they are.
Posted by Monkeyspit at January 4, 2006 9:33 PM