Sea of Humanity

Toilets

I enjoy reading articles on the evolution of the toilet. I like toilet humor and jokes told on toilets. I appreciate a good toilet sitting. I think the end of the world hinges on a toilet flush. WOOOOOOSH, and that will be it. Swirl, swirl, swirl....down it all goes. People in powerful positions sit on toilets. Your priest uses a toilet. Some people nervously hover above toilets.

Some people wrap toilets in a protective cover that ends up sticking to their sweaty behind. Some people quest for the perfect porcelain toilet. Bums use the streets as toilets.

Sometimes, pants become unsuspecting toilets. You can tell a lot about a person from their toilet. What is your toilet like? What if your next flush sends us into the dark ages? Toilets are a throne of power.