We'll Name The Dog Bill Gates

My name is KaseyMy girlfriend and I are having difficulties naming the new dog. Maybe, I should say we are having trouble agreeing upon a name. I voted for Cannibal. She likes Sunny. We both thought Roxie was just too slutty and didn't want the male dogs thinking she was easy.

After much back and forth, we have decided to let someone from the Innerhole name our dog. So, put down your suggestions. The first name that we can both agreed upon wins. If no one contributes, we're naming her after Bill Gates. You wouldn't want that would you?

Posted by Monkeyspit at May 19, 2004 4:10 PM

Comments

Poop.

Posted by: Pernicious at May 20, 2004 7:41 AM

If I had a dog I'd name it Velcro.

Posted by: c at May 20, 2004 6:16 PM

Fido. Ha ha - nah. Sonia!!

Posted by: Bobby at May 20, 2004 6:31 PM

Killer

Posted by: Dad at May 20, 2004 7:10 PM

How bout Cat?
Or maybe Slayer, Sydney or Phoebe?
If all else fails, there is alway
Dutchess.

Posted by: garden gnome at May 20, 2004 7:35 PM

Hmm, looks like a "Spunky" to me...

Posted by: sam at May 21, 2004 6:19 AM

Them ears make that dog a prime candidate for the next "Yoda" look-alike competition. So, naming it "YODA" would ensure the chances of winning...

or
YoDog
or
YoDemEarsAreBig
or
Yall (Wouldn't ya just love to scream "Ya'll Come Back Here!" at a dog, and see how the neighbours react?)

I had other names, but decided they were too smutty or naughty
(Muffy, Sliver, to name two too many...)

Posted by: Zervoid at May 22, 2004 10:51 AM

I am from the future, 2036, and you will name the dog:

Titor

http://www.johntitor.com/

Posted by: John Titor at May 24, 2004 8:27 PM

how about John Bigboote.

Posted by: minnie at May 25, 2004 9:58 AM

Albania.

Perfect name for a dog.

That, or Purdah, noun. 1. The system in Muslim or Hindu communities of keeping women from the sight of men or strangers.

Or then again, Ottawa.

Posted by: Michael at May 25, 2004 5:25 PM
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