You are so not money!
Look here! I am not going to pay money to read your stupid blog! I don't care how interesting your opening teaser sentences are. You are just so not money. Who would pay to read about your goddamned day? Seriously. I don't care if you "seldom take no for an answer" or that "Dirty Shower Man is an employee at Not-so-small Drug Discovery Company". Even if I did, I wouldn't pay to read about it. Damn!
While I am on this rant, I am not going to register in order to comment on your posts!. That is so weak! That post that you wrote the other day about you, your girlfriend, the Holstein cow and too much tequila was mildly amusing. I wanted to let you know that I laughed (on the inside) reading it, but, when I discovered that I had to register with Journalspace or some shit to comment.... Well, screw commenting on your post that's what. Nothing kills the urge to comment quicker than a registration requirement. Come to think of it, maybe that is why NO-ONE COMMENTS ON YOUR BLOG!!!
I am not going to pay, register, or wait too long for crap to load just to read your blog. The drivel you post is likely just as interesting as the drivel posted by the guy whose blog is hassle free. Push comes to shove.. I give hassle free guy my attention and my comments. You and your blog can just blow me.
You still with me? See this Blog? Yeah the one you are reading right now! The SEA! We aren't forcing you to pay money to read our musings. And we certainly don't make you register to comment. Heck, go ahead and comment anonymously if you want. We don't care. Why? Because we are money. We are supah-fly and we are all up in your grill. So take your scrawny ass, throw me a penny or at least give me your name blog and step off.Posted by Pernicious at July 31, 2003 9:11 PM