You are so not money!

Look here! I am not going to pay money to read your stupid blog! I don't care how interesting your opening teaser sentences are. You are just so not money. Who would pay to read about your goddamned day? Seriously. I don't care if you "seldom take no for an answer" or that "Dirty Shower Man is an employee at Not-so-small Drug Discovery Company". Even if I did, I wouldn't pay to read about it. Damn!

While I am on this rant, I am not going to register in order to comment on your posts!. That is so weak! That post that you wrote the other day about you, your girlfriend, the Holstein cow and too much tequila was mildly amusing. I wanted to let you know that I laughed (on the inside) reading it, but, when I discovered that I had to register with Journalspace or some shit to comment.... Well, screw commenting on your post that's what. Nothing kills the urge to comment quicker than a registration requirement. Come to think of it, maybe that is why NO-ONE COMMENTS ON YOUR BLOG!!!

I am not going to pay, register, or wait too long for crap to load just to read your blog. The drivel you post is likely just as interesting as the drivel posted by the guy whose blog is hassle free. Push comes to shove.. I give hassle free guy my attention and my comments. You and your blog can just blow me.

You still with me? See this Blog? Yeah the one you are reading right now! The SEA! We aren't forcing you to pay money to read our musings. And we certainly don't make you register to comment. Heck, go ahead and comment anonymously if you want. We don't care. Why? Because we are money. We are supah-fly and we are all up in your grill. So take your scrawny ass, throw me a penny or at least give me your name blog and step off.

Posted by Pernicious at July 31, 2003 9:11 PM

Comments

Thanks. I needed that this morning :D If I would have seen that site I would have felt the same. It's a BLOG! (shaking head).

Posted by: Charlene at August 1, 2003 9:55 AM

Hallelujah. But in the same vein, must you require e-mail to post here?

Posted by: Carlos at August 1, 2003 10:03 AM

Pay? pay to read that load of erm.. stuff. Hell, I'm missing out something. I may talk a load of shite but at least I'm free

Posted by: Eliza at August 1, 2003 12:33 PM

a-fucking-men

Posted by: jenB at August 1, 2003 5:31 PM

I think it should be a rule that all bloggers use MT. All these different programs with their different functions boggles my feeble mind. No, I don't want to be a member of your site. Please, do not publish my email address. Please do enable HTML so I can italicize and bold face to my heart's content and insert links to posts on my blog. ;)

I sometimes blog as much in other people's comments as I do on my own blog.

Tiger, the funniest guy in the Blogosphere, or was that the funniest looking?

Posted by: Tiger at August 2, 2003 1:01 AM

You mean to tell me that this site is free. I want a refund.

Posted by: Bernie at August 2, 2003 11:20 AM

Free? You're only viewing it. They should be paying me to write!

Posted by: Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus at August 2, 2003 12:16 PM
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